To keep you entertained..

While you wait for episode two of the podcast to drop (it's being released, here, tomorrow!) we thought we'd get our collective heads together, and keep you all amused with some haikus. Here's what we came up with...

"Sweet Team Fortress Two

When will you stop sucking?

We miss you so bad."

"Dear Valve Software

Please stop wasting our time

Deliver Ep Three."

"Hey, Nicholas, dude

Is the podcast up yet?

I want to hear it"

in response:

"It will soon be here

Google uploads like a piece of shit

It sounds quiet[sic] good."

"Uploads do take time,

From now, direct to Podbean

Save us all some time."

"Nick seeks tasty Cha.

Works out, and has good times too

Half-Life Two 'til Dawn."

If you liked these ones

Please, write in and let us know

We'll insert in 'cast.